boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
if i like talking to you even a little i’ll get really clingy and protective and every time you talk to somebody that isn’t me i’ll start to hate them a little
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
The world is beautiful. I’m just part of it’s imperfections. It’s not rotten,...– ME. (via hiddenfromtruthandreality)
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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
Anonymous asked: What the hell is an "arse"? Are...
celebrate-the-ir0ny: LMFAO oh my god, this is the best question yet. im english pal, so no im trying to ‘arse’
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