September 2012
Anonymous asked: Im not gonna tell you, im pretty sure you have my number though, if you text me i would prob tell you who it is, im sorry i couldnt be any more helpful:(
Anonymous asked: but youve already denied me.
August 2012
Anonymous asked: You were so beautiful, I just wanna hug you.
asummerunderthestars asked: sry sux 2 suk
asummerunderthestars asked: u can tell me who you are! I wanna know!
Anonymous asked: I have already told you, im not gonna tell you who i am!
ruraldictionary:
people i hate are not allowed to be funny
on facebook: you're all fucking fake go get lives i hate you all
on tumblr: omg i love you guys so much let me love you
when skinny people call themselves fat... →
lulz-time:
snarg:
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier than them
This is an awesome blog for you to follow, click here to do it OH YEAH
princeblainers:
literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:
sry ayevuhree
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
Band member: Hi there!
Crowd: AAAAAAAAH!
Band member: How are you guys?
Crowd: AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Band member: Good!
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
txtpostprince:
you know you’re ugly when you start quoting Marylin Monroe
stylesfancy:
how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
starpegacorn:
barackobama:
atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
omg
omg barack you weren’t supposed to see this
albrie:
i’ve written a song about a tortilla
well it’s more of a wrap
Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.
heisincontrol:
remarkableservant:
godcolorsintheworld:
Here’s the dealio you guys. I’m desperate for some messages in my box. So yes. I’d like some. Immediately would be nice.
collarb0ned:
if you don’t like the used there’s something fucking wrong with you ok
small talk is the worst
tell me your darkest secrets or fuck off
paperlilie:
if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
break up lines: I don’t ship us
niggaimdeadass:
when i have kids
imma fuck with them
even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble
ask them shit like
“why the teacher called me today?”
“what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!”
then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble
stupid mothafucka
“anxiety isn’t a real disorder,you’re just shy”
